Frequently Asked Questions

Our products come in various sizes ranging from Half-Pint to Sasquatch. Gravity enhanced to chiseled douche. Some sizes fit all, others are purposely unwearable. 

We use high-quality materials like cotton, polyester and freshly peeled possum dicks to ensure that our t-shirts are comfortable, durable, and longer lasting than any TP that has ever grassed your buttocks. 

Not only will we print your nonsense, we will do so free of charge if we find it worthy of being a part of our catalogs! Have at it, horse!