Frequently Asked Questions

Please reach us at the astral plane if you cannot find an answer to your question.

What sizes do Taunt.Global t-shirts come in?

Our products come in various sizes ranging from Half-Pint to Sasquatch. Gravity enhanced to chiseled ferret. Some sizes fit all, others are purposely unwearable.

What materials are your t-shirts made of?

We use high-quality materials like cotton, polyester and freshly picked asperegus to ensure that our t-shirts are comfortable, durable, and longer lasting than any TP that has ever grassed your buttocks.

What's up with custom designs? Y'all print stuff I made up myself?

Not only will we print your delightful nonsense, we will do so free of charge if we find it worthy of being a part of our catalogs! Send us an email with a design you're willing to have us sell on our website and if like it we will send you the first prototype of any size for free!